May I introduce my favorite lettuce in the world?
It’s a lettuce of many names – known as mâche in France, songino in Italy, or lamb’s lettuce / corn salad in anglophone countries… but the most imaginative ones are its German, Austrian, or Swiss names – i.e. Rapunzel, Feldsalat, Vogerlsalat (bird salad), Hasenöhrchensalat (rabbit ear lettuce), Mäuseöhrchensalat (mouse ear lettuce), Sonnenwirbel (sun swirl), Schmalzkraut (!), and Nüsslisalat (nut salad) – likely for its wonderfully nutty flavor. It’s high in iron, folic acid, and vitamin C, and a relative of valerian.
It must be a bit of a bitch to grow in the Mid-Atlantic states bc I rarely see it around, but it is abundant in many parts of Europe. Don’t ask me why, I am not a gardener 
What I DO know is that it is also a massive PITA to clean: it grows in small clusters, so besides washing & spinning it well to remove any sand, you also should pinch off the tiny root holding the cluster together, as it can be tough and unpleasant to eat. My punishment for some lip I gave an asshole chef in a professional kitchen I apprenticed at briefly in my 20s was having to clean several kilos of it. It is not fun.
But it is so, so worth it. The leaves are tender, yet surprisingly meaty in nature. It is perfect on its own, but mixes well with Belgian endive, radicchio or arugula. It is a winter lettuce and can stand up to heartier ingredients like diced HBEs, avocado & walnuts for a satisfying dinner salad.
If you are lucky to find some back in the good ole US of A I recommend dressing the leaves lightly (I prefer a nut oil based vinaigrette) & toss them gently, as they bruise easily and wilt quickly (hold the Ranch for once, ya savages
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And so, I give you tonight’s mouse ear salad with baby plum tomatoes & chopped walnuts in a light walnut vinaigrette topped with pan-fried oyster mushrooms & crispy shallots & garlic.
Austrians also like to add a splash of pumpkin seed oil to finish their Vogerlsalat, and crispy bacon can always stand in for fried shrooms…. whatever floats your boat 