So dudes and dudeettes, totally apropos nothing and absolutely worth everything I paid for it (also nothing), the August/September issue of Monmouth Health Living arrived in my mailbox today with the Readers' Choice Awards for 2016 Best of Monmouth.
Sandwiched between the fascinating articles on Top-notch Breast Cancer Surgeons and Everyday Chic (because I am so into that) we had the category of Restaurants + Food.
And, in the sub-category, Greek Restaurants (I know, control yourselves) we had the following results:
First Place (sic/3 way tie): Anemos, Apella, Nico's Trapezi.
Second Place (sic/2 way tie): Greek Eats, It's Greek to Me
Third Place: The Gspot
A travesty, I say. Who are these readers (all three of them)? How was this calculated ? Were the results hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnal's porch in 97 degree weather?
Our poor Gspot, it deserved better.
PS. No disclosure of financial and promotional considerations received renders these results dubious at best.