Over at the What’s for Dinner discussions, there are some truly wonderful cooks with meals that look gorgeous. Alas, there are also aspiring cooks like me with limited skills and repertoire. Often times my meals don’t turn out the way I envision them, sometimes even turn into abject failure. Here’s a discussion for all food that turns out, ahem, subpar. Post your fails here and mention what went wrong! And help your fellow hapless cooks!
Roasted squab. What I had in mind:
What came from my kitchen. I think my oven temperature was probably too high. Everything was somewhat dry. Does anyone know if squab is leaner/ fattier than chicken? And does anyone know what body parts that ‘ball’ at the bottom was? Its an internal organ, but I wasn’t sure if its edible. It seemed bitter in the middle.
Noodle with shrimp roe. What I had in mind (without the mushrooms):
I got some fresh noodles so I figured I should put them to good use. First, I couldn’t find any shrimp roes in local markets. So I decided to improvise (not a good idea, for me) and used XO sauce instead. You won’t see any XO sauce on this plate because its not on there. I boiled the noodles, sauteed some shallots and dried baby shrimps, then tried to stir them together in the pan. The result was a soggy mess with the noodles all broken. It actually looked better than it tasted. The taste was, regrettable.
You did pretty good for first try
Back home, when we used to go to weddings, birthday celebration at a 12-15 course dinner, squab was a favorite served with lemon wedges and spiced salt mixed with finely grind szechuan peppercorn.
Nobody can touch the squab until the most senior member around the table pick up his chop stick and take the first piece.
Coming to the US, squab is rare and expensive. I remember I had to save my money to buy my brother a squab from a place at NY avenue in DC. My brother was in college and craved squab. He would tell me ’ I AM STILL HUNGRY" and I would reply, unfortunately, that is all the money i have, So, every time I travel to Canada, he would order squab for me at the many restaurant in Toronto.
So, I was very happy to find them at a Korean Grocery Store, cooked, just like your picture a few months ago. It was also inexpensive.
Here is a website on how to cook squab. Good Luck!
(John Hartley - a culinary patriot eating & cooking in Northwest England)
I think this is one of those “it depends” questions. In the same way that free range chicken is generally thought to be less fatty than factory raised chicken, I assume raised squab will be fattier than wild pigeon, You may need a dietician to evaluate which, if either, was the fattiest of similarly raised birds. Personally, I only buy the locally shot wild pigeon on sale at the farmers market - I’m usually only interested in the breasts which I marinate in olive oil (or extra virgin rapeseed), garlic and thyme and then briefly fry before slicing it onto some salad leaves. The marinade dresses the salad.
Isn’t 90% of what I cooked end up not looking anything like the photos of the recipe?! That squab thing, I have tried something like that some weeks ago, nothing like that at all… (But actually, I have used spring chicken, couldn’t even find squabs here.)
Oh geez, where do I start? As an Instagrammer, you don’t know how therapeutic this is. My Instagram photos have to be on point. So many aren’t, for every Instagram pic, there had to be at least twenty pics from the same shoot that were deleted, and about a handful of dishes that never made the cut.
Today I present to you Diana Henry’s Chicken Forestière. I wanted to do a Diana Henry cook-through month on my Insta and I love the flavors of this dish so much, but alas, it looks like dog vomit. Some foods are just not meant to be shared.
Hah! HO’s Gallery of Regrettable Food - brilliant!
I posted this on the WFD thread last night. I really shouldn’t have. Fresh sea bass caught by my sister and BIL’s friend this weekend.
I sprinkled it with a combo of Panko crumbs, lemon zest and Penzeys’ roasted garlic powder and dried parsley, then baked in the convection oven. It was OK, but not as tasty as it should have been. The roasted garlic = BAD idea. Don’t know what I was thinking. (I really wasn’t - exhausted from month-end invoicing at work).
Here’s my most expensive failure of all-time. Short-rib consomme. I couldn’t find half the ingredients called for in the recipe and I couldn’t get the broth to clarify. It tasted blah. Entire dish cost $45.
I still ate it, you betcha, even though it tasted bitter, figuratively and in reality.