I did this for Science … and so you won’t have to.
Wegmans frozen thin-crust pizza. $4.79 … so we are in the lower part of fast food pricing. This is not a costly experiment.
No, it doesn’t come with parchment.
Verdict: edible; the toppings are ok; I’ve had worse. But the “thin crust” is like a big, round matzoh. It even has perforations. My opinion of Matzoh pizza is: go for it if you have to because you’re observant and it’s Passover. Otherwise, nuh uh.
And now I’m drinking gallons of water because the salt has kicked in. But … $4.79. That’s only a little more than a Filet-o-Fish. Oh, wait. Dang.
