Nice we pushed ours out til the first sat in feb this year, but it’s happening!
Here’s the invite I received, sorta funny and also informative, things redacted to protect the innocent
After a two-year gap, I am once again hosting a Robert Burns Night at my place (XXX), and you (plus one) are invited to attend on Saturday, February 4, starting at 7 pm.
Those of you who attended previously already know what you’re in for. As for the rest of you, or those who just plain forgot, you probably have a few questions, like:
What on Earth is a Robert Burns Night? It’s an evening of food, drink, and recitals and toasts in honor of Scotland’s national poet, Robert Burns.
Never heard of him. No problem. You’ll be sick of him by the end of the night.
And you’re doing this because…? Well, it worked alright the last six times. Mainly it’s an excuse to drink whisky, eat haggis, and pretend that it’s all high-minded and literary and shit.
You actually want to eat haggis? It’s pretty tasty, so yes. Find out why Burns, in his Address to a Haggis, called it the “great cheftain o’ the pudding race.” Vegetarian haggis is available, too, and there are various other traditional dishes.
He wrote a poem about haggis? I’m sorry, what part of “Scotland’s national poet” was lost on you? Yes, Burns wrote a poem dedicated to haggis, and you’ll be hearing it before we slice open the main course.
What else will I be hearing? That’s partly up to you – a Burns Supper is a participatory affair. Give us a verse, a song, a toast, a spicy limerick, a bon mot, whatever. Doesn’t have to be by Burns or Scotland-related. But if you are so inclined, Burns’ stuff is all public domain and easy to find.
Wait, I have to say something? Yes. We need people who can get into the spirit of the thing (as well as just the spirits). This doesn’t work if half the attendees insist they’re too shy to participate. You don’t have to have it memorized or anything. Surely, after the requisite amount of whisky (or other adult beverages), you can recite a couple of lines off your phone or a index card clutched in your sweaty palm, then flop back in your chair with the satisfaction of a job done.
This doesn’t sound like it’s going to be a kid-friendly event. Fuck no it isn’t.
This doesn’t sound like it’s going to be a woman-friendly event. Fuck yes it is. Even traditional Burns Suppers are co-ed, with a special Toast to the Lassies – and who can top “Robbie” Mason’s inaugural version – and the Lasses’ Reply. I mean, it helps to be the whisky-drinkin’, haggis-eatin’ kind of lass, but that goes for the guys, too.
Do I need to wear a kilt? No, but it would be totally awesome if you did. Wear what you like – it’s not a formal affair by any stretch, but on the other hand if you want to show off some style this would be an excellent time to do it.
I’m in! What should I bring? Nothing; just confirm that you’re in. Also, when you decide what you’ll be reciting (no rush on that part), drop me a line so I can avoid duplication.
I’m a maybe! Is that ok? Eh, not really. I need a firm RSVP by January 25. Sooner is better. This event is always a little tricky to pull off: I have to round up enough tables and chairs to seat a whole bunch of people at my place, plan the menu, etc., so I really need an accurate head count well ahead of the day itself.
I know someone else who would totally love this – can I invite them, too? Unfortunately, I’m kind of near capacity of how many people I can fit into my modest dwelling, so I can’t make any promises. But let me know and I’ll keep them in mind if there are still seats open.