In the inclusive spirit of this thread and warning all that I have a warped sense of humor, I offer what I had for breakfast this morning.
In recognition of the fact that there are at least three kinds of tons, I suggest upping your game to metric shit tonnes.
For whatever it may be worth your stick figure and the posts that go with them always stop my scroll button. I enjoy your contributions. When I think of the HO community you are part of what draws me back day after day.
If you ever need a Wilson to engage with I volunteer.
