And wearing an expression of , “do you believe this?” 
A lot going on in that little dog brain.
So I left the lid off the butter dish on the kitchen counter after I buttered my English muffin. I reclined in my chair to eat and read.
Guess who marched in licking his lips?
Cat’s tongues leave telltale marks - fingerprints of no-no-bad-cat-ism
Has happened to me as well. I just scraped off the cat tongue marks and moved on. But the cat who did it (Alfalfa) was well pleased. Idiot cat. LOL
Same here at least they have good taste.
Gucci used to like to lay on my chest in bed as well. I would give him a vigorous scratch up and down his back and he would purr like crazy 
After his massage he would lick my face with his sandpaper tongue 
I miss him. Mrs. P is chomping at the bit to get a new cat. I’m trying to hold on until I pay off my car loan in the summer, but I don’t think I will last that long.
Oh, thank goodness Jake doesn’t lick me, bc his breath is like death. Srsly you do not want to be nearby when he breathes out, poor baby.
Our first cat, The Dude, would sleep on top of me at night, starting on my thighs, then moving up to my lower back. My PIC never understood how I could sleep like that.
It’s called LURV. Duh!
Hope you get an extra-sweet kitteh soon. Car loan, shmar loan. Cars don’t purr or lick your face 
Thanks.
Yes, Gucci would sleep on my stomach and have serious fish breath 
I would have to sync our breaths up so when he breathed in I would breathe in, and when he breathed out I would breathe out so I wouldn’t have to smell his breath 
He had the cutest little snore.
One of my late cats used to very deliberately lick my face. Spa exfoliation!!!
For some unknown reason (isn’t that always the case with cats) Z likes to drag his lightweight cat pad around … everywhere. Yesterday he deposited one on mom’s bed.
Not to be outdone in his quest for sleeping accommodations, he discovered that an open, unemptied dryer full of nice warm laundry would make a perfect nest. This morning he smelled like laundry detergent perfume. Note to self - run a quick no heat tumble to try to remove the cat hair and remember to shut the door next time after checking for dampness. I haven’t had a cat who slept in the dryer for many years…
We are destined to serve as pillows. Z is doing the same thing right now. Impossible to type.
He moved a bit after a while, but typing would still not have been possible.
He’s left so I can finally waste time here
I try to use dictation. Siri usually screws up. Between the cat and my stroke fingers (getting better) it’s pretty impossible.
