More morning snuggles. At least one of us is comfortable 
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That’s the way it always works. Always..
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You forgot knocking random shit over and BREAKING it. Like that cute shot glass in the guest bathroom my PIC used to keep Q-tips in 
I swear the boys here march through the house like “we’re Peaky Fooking Blinders, whaddya gonna do about it?” while looking for stuff to wreck.
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I swear cats have this internal radar system that says “This is valuable! Let’s break this!” The one cat I had lucked out in the breakables category since I placed my breakables either way too high or out-of-sight. I have a gargoyle at home made by a local potter that he would look at like it was his long lost sibling but there is no way on this earth that I would have let him near it otherwise it would be shattered into a million pieces by now.
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Anything and everything in this house is either
A) a toy
B) a food
to them. Bc we never feed them, and they have absolutely nothing to play with 
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My first ever cat broke my Polaroid, deliberately. And a cute little hippo plate, deliberately. Both were on tables. Both times she was mad at me evidently for not paying sufficient attention. Both times she meowed loudly at me, and when I looked over at her, deliberately raised her paw and BAM!!
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This is why they’re asscats or cattorists. And yet we humans keep coming back for more asscattery. 
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Mine have an automated dry feeder that is never enpty (thanks, mom!) But yowl like they’re being starved for the mooshy food.
And they will step over a ball of foil or any of the spendy rechargeable toys to play with a hair tie or a USB cord
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Yeah, we have an automated feeder, too, which Jake paces around roughly 1 hour to 45 min before every feeding — of which there are FIVE/day, btw — making annoyed lil Karen noises.
Jonesy’s favorite “toy” discovery to play with are our Sodastream lids. He’ll literally try to remove them from the dish rack so they can be hurled under a couch, or down the steps into the basement.
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I consider myself lucky that our girls have never broken anything, either deliberately or accidentally. We must placate them enough, or they just whale on each other when they’re bored.
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That is a trap I would fall for Every. Single. Time.
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Watch out for the upside down head!
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Agreed. They have a way of twisting their heads around and they look all cute 'n everything then BAM! They sink their teeth into you 
And I’m one of those suckers that falls for it every time.
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Awwwwww.
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That is SUCH a boopable nose! 
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If you are wondering how poor Jake can breathe… that’s his tiny nose poking through between Jonesy’s paw and head.
They are currently involved in one of their endless wrassling matches, which are an endless source of entertainment. Yesterday they were tumbling down the hallway in what can only be described as a cartoonish ball of fur.
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