https://twitter.com/nocontextbrits/status/1576522597558517760?s=46&t=JB-YXssQIDNB_VS0C5j_mA
Food things.
Phone cases (first 2 pics)
Can’t be comfortable holding it. Surely can’t be carried in a shirt/trouser pocket. Or in a bra.

Earphone case

They nailed the mash and gravy
Lettuce umbrella
Ok, I want one. LOL. And for $29, it can be mine!
https://www.amazon.com/DANGAO-Creative-Umbrella-Umbrellas-Vegetable/dp/B08KW42FVH
Let the taco party commence!

Bread vending machine

Fresh milk vending machine in Germany. Left machine has bottles for purchase in case you don’t have one with you.


Same idea, different company/supermarket. Bottle machine on the right. I saw milk vending machines years ago in Hungary.
Here’s 2 more I’ve posted previously
Vegetarian daughter sent me this one.
This one seems like a pretty good business model.
This is sure to catch on at the Necro Lounge & Bar
(Wife) “Honey, where’d you put the leftover spaghetti?”
(Hub) “In a Tupperware container, like you told me to.”
(Okay, even I know better than to do this - because you can’t pour chilled spaghetti out of that spout.)
They know how to steal food from a shop. Less work than diving into your food at the beach.
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Oh god! Can’t stand this soooooooong!

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No spilling, unlike tacos.
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Yes, not fair but it does happen sometimes.

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Is that Bela Lugosi?
Yes
Thieving cats get caught red-handed!
But this one is not a thief. He would rather keep his owner’s company even if the sliced shallots make him teary.
I’m looking at a hand-hammered wok as a self Christmas present (currently I’ve been limping along ~ 8 years or so with an Aldi cheapo).
This photoshop pic was part of their advert on Amazon. Flaming countertop makes wok hot, but Mom has a flame-proof hand.
Apparently these ladies feature in a lot of photoshops.