Silliness & Food Funnies 2022

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Japan never ceases to surprise and delight.



Dashi vending machine


Tatami is traditional rice straw mats. Traditional guest houses all use them to cover the floors in private rooms. I have stayed at these places a bunch of times but couldn’t get used to it. You sit, eat and sleep on the floor. Your back will hurt so much. But some places in Japan the guest houses don’t have Western style furniture so you have no choice. Btw, Kyoto is very classically Japanese. It’s also where I saw many “geiko” and “maiko” (full-fledged “geisha” and apprentice geisha, respectively) in the street. Seeing them in their formal costumes and complete with intense makeup was quite an experience.

The colonel is in samurai costume

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Failed reading comprehension exam


What is the flavour?




The bowl is too big!

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There’s probably also a seedless chuck roast in the meat department.

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Cleaver/creative adverts



I don’t think so. I like mine with just a pinch of salt, or plain.




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What cheese is the long wedge? Unpresentably thin, needs full plate of them.


This is why lunches should be well sealed and put in boxes and secured. Can’t be exposed like this and no one should be touching anyone else’s.

Highly processed food

Just put another tortilla on the plate like I do.

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Adverts vs what you actually get







I like sweetcorn but really now

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A slice used to be a lot bigger. They still use the same cardboard plate thing.


Why people only steal the black pepper spam?

Now they need to make one for Seinfeld, too. Just like the reunion!


Imitation “lobster” then?

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The lengths some people will go to conceal alcohol.

iHdden compartment for storing whisky




Works for some

The new DEA

A DIY wine chair made from pallets.

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What dog owners see every time?


Disappointed dog refuses to eat rabbit food

Post wedding BK meal?

Somewhere in Asia

I hope the beans work

Don’t throw out your old bed springs. Someone uses them as plant climbers.

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I remember having a golf club that did that! (c;

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Note the post wedding dinner at BK is for three! Maybe they’re a throuple now? :joy_cat:

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I just received an e-mail from Target advertising a special sale on matching Halloween Pajamas. I had to screen capture the picture and share. I can almost understand that there might be a market for matching Christmas Pj’s… but Halloween??
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That’s pretty silly, but Halloween is a huge holiday in terms of dollars spent. I can think of better uses for my discretionary dollars, but to each their own. :upside_down_face:

There’s a bit of strong language here, but it’s still pretty funny. Apparently the chip in question is one of those ghost-pepper laden chips.

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When my sister sent this to me, I was all “HUH???”

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As someone on FB pointed out on seeing this, milk, cream and TPSLOB are vegan no-nos.

Why not just call it vegan mashed potatoes then, and highlight the no milk, cream, and butter? :woman_shrugging:

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Eww, who would want to eat that? :slight_smile:

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