Silliness & Food Funnies 2019

Last of Halloween funnies

Don’t eat these before bed!

Your pets can join in the fun, too.


Like something I see on ID (Investigation Discovery) channel.

Heeerrrre’s Johny

From “your future dad” :laughing:

An oldie I saved from last year’s Halloween


Even the range is screaming.

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Tesla alcoholic drink.

Spam chicken

I was looking at her scrambled egg prep.

The brother is not wrong.

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If they put LSD in the Tesla drink it’d be electric…


It’s better to see the menu on your phone these days due to the pandemic. Though, I don’t usually bring my phone with me and hardly use it in general.

Classy/beautiful. I think this is normal in India?

You know the feeling!

I see this kind of photos sometimes. Are they fake? If not then what the hell was the maker of these products thinking?

:rofl: :joy:

I went to Kerala about 20 years ago. There was a massive demonstration by the Communist Party (this happens a lot), which we had to drive through on the way to the airport. They were all waving hammer and sickle signs made out of sequins.


Be careful.



I get the joke, but is the translation correct?

I do NOT have a weak stomach at all, but those undercooked chicken pics made me gag.


Me too. I really couldn’t look at them!!

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Street vendor by day, musician by night.

1260 cal x2 but I regret nothing

Hidden booze

Making sure no one touches my stuff



Domino’s coupon from 1999. What’s the current price for the same 2 items?

Someone takes it too literally. Also, the stem of the glass is there for a reason. Is it a man or woman? The back looks like a man but not the front.

Looks better with lettuce. What a hard taco looks like without lettuce.

Any truth to this?

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Reminds me of Seinfeld:

“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking . Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

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No truth to etymology but truth to fact of existence:

I am reminded of a garage sale I went to where I came across a box of three kinda funny looking shaped cookie cutters. So I asked the guy, “What are these? Clouds?” He looked across the room and made eye contact with his partner and replied, “Sure. Why not.” LIGHT BULB . I slithered out, giving them the chance to explode in laughter.

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As I’m doing here in my office after having read your post, @pilgrim. Classic. :rofl:

Make (air) travel a luxury again. Too many people everywhere ruining everything.

Seinfeld also makes a joke about a before and after a meal.

Thanks. They look very similar indeed.

The mould is horrendous! One of the reasons I hate dimly lit restaurants. Need to be able to see the food, that it’s not raw, hairs and who knows what else could be lurking in my food.


Member BCC reminds me the quote is by Louis C.K. and not Seinfeld.


Sounds Louis CK!


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“Food is a pretty good prism through which to view humanity.”

― Jonathan Gold