Last of Halloween funnies
Don’t eat these before bed!
Your pets can join in the fun, too.
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Like something I see on ID (Investigation Discovery) channel.
Heeerrrre’s Johny
From “your future dad” 
An oldie I saved from last year’s Halloween
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Even the range is screaming.
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Tesla alcoholic drink.
Spam chicken
I was looking at her scrambled egg prep.
The brother is not wrong.
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If they put LSD in the Tesla drink it’d be electric…
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It’s better to see the menu on your phone these days due to the pandemic. Though, I don’t usually bring my phone with me and hardly use it in general.
Classy/beautiful. I think this is normal in India?
You know the feeling!
I see this kind of photos sometimes. Are they fake? If not then what the hell was the maker of these products thinking?
I went to Kerala about 20 years ago. There was a massive demonstration by the Communist Party (this happens a lot), which we had to drive through on the way to the airport. They were all waving hammer and sickle signs made out of sequins.
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I do NOT have a weak stomach at all, but those undercooked chicken pics made me gag.
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Me too. I really couldn’t look at them!!
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Street vendor by day, musician by night.
1260 cal x2 but I regret nothing
Hidden booze
Making sure no one touches my stuff
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Domino’s coupon from 1999. What’s the current price for the same 2 items?
Someone takes it too literally. Also, the stem of the glass is there for a reason. Is it a man or woman? The back looks like a man but not the front.
Looks better with lettuce. What a hard taco looks like without lettuce.
Any truth to this?
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Reminds me of Seinfeld:
“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking . Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
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No truth to etymology but truth to fact of existence: https://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-han4.htm
I am reminded of a garage sale I went to where I came across a box of three kinda funny looking shaped cookie cutters. So I asked the guy, “What are these? Clouds?” He looked across the room and made eye contact with his partner and replied, “Sure. Why not.” LIGHT BULB . I slithered out, giving them the chance to explode in laughter.
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As I’m doing here in my office after having read your post, @pilgrim. Classic.
Make (air) travel a luxury again. Too many people everywhere ruining everything.
Seinfeld also makes a joke about a before and after a meal.
Thanks. They look very similar indeed.
The mould is horrendous! One of the reasons I hate dimly lit restaurants. Need to be able to see the food, that it’s not raw, hairs and who knows what else could be lurking in my food.
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Member BCC reminds me the quote is by Louis C.K. and not Seinfeld.
Thanks!
Sounds Louis CK!
