It’s a new year. Time for new silliness.
People start diets as their New Year’s resolution. Here’s what I think about that.
This is me EVERY TIME I go to Trader Joe’s! “I’m just going in for a couple of things.”
Never did see the attraction of Avocado Toast. Now, I’m more certain.
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There’s the old one about being on a seefood diet.
All it takes is a dollar and a dream!
And perhaps some Imodium A-D or an Rx for Lomotil.
I hear the odds are better for the cold food lottery down the street.
The real irony is that when I saw that window, Mrs. ricepad and I had taken a chance on a new-to-us sandwich shop across the street that had some of the most boring sandwiches we’d ever had. I mean, really: Panini on white sandwich bread?
Well you have to admit that’s different? Certainly not something I’ve ever seen.
Gruesome Christmas!
Well, I guess it’d be more tender…
I once lived in a city having a carside service restaurant called “Toot-N-Tellem”, but we called it the “Fart-N-Smellem” (how they failed to have foreseen that nickname is anyone’s guess).
There is a scene in the movie “Rachel Getting Married” in which the father-of-the-bride and the groom-to-be compete to see who can load the dishwasher more effectively. At one point, an onlooker yells “Get the schematic!” and I felt seen.
Raccoon. My style is such it’s a wonder I’ve not yet been sectioned.
I feel so seen.
What if both people in the house think they are like the Scandinavian architect and the other person is the raccoon? Asking for a friend 
