I particularly enjoyed the cauli & sun-dried tomato exchange. 
cauliflower: I’ve found that reinventing yourself goes a long way.
sun-dried tomatoes: “Ooh, I’m Cauliflower, and you can turn me into anything.” What a whore. You still taste like you—you’re not rice!
kale: Yeah, you don’t see me begging to be made into pizza crust or pretending that I’m hot wings.
Jello didn’t even say a single word…
I’m missing the entrance of balsamic vinegar insertsaucehere. 
. Good article
Heh, just saw already posted in the Mayo thread 
Not yet T-day: Can we overcome our pumpkin obsession:
It was when I hit that exchange that I copied the URL and sent it to a family member.
We have a mayo thread?
We do.
The third picture makes me think these are chemicals someone is trying to cool, but wants to make sure no one attempts to drink them.
Funny story, I was replacing a “press in” wheel bearing on my car and froze the new bearing the night before. This will make it slightly smaller and it will “press in” easier. At some point during that evening Sunshine opened the freezer (looking for some ice cream) and asked “Why is there a car part next to my ice cream??”
