Somebody in my Buy Nothing group was asking yesterday for a coconut for her son’s Monty Python costume
Easier costume is just to carry a cereal box impaled by a knife.
I have a friend who refers to any of Ottolenghi’s recipes as “First, buy 20 different fresh herbs…”
Tomato sauce in Cantonese:
Killjoy! That wouldn’t be a real “Cereal Killer”, you Philistine!
Of course it is! It’s a killer OF cereal.
LoL, oops, I’d missed the distinction between “cereal killer” and “killer of cereal”.
Choco-withdrawal optico-aural migraines!
If you’ve seen some of my other thread starts, you’ll know why this is a good one for me.
Not sure but I (or someone else) might have posted this one before.
Your beloved burrata is in that support group, @linguafood!
And I cracked up at sun-dried tomatoes response in a Joisey accent AND its response to Cauliflower! 
I particularly enjoyed the cauli & sun-dried tomato exchange. 
cauliflower: I’ve found that reinventing yourself goes a long way.
sun-dried tomatoes: “Ooh, I’m Cauliflower, and you can turn me into anything.” What a whore. You still taste like you—you’re not rice!
kale: Yeah, you don’t see me begging to be made into pizza crust or pretending that I’m hot wings.
