What is worse… is when your air fryer stops working and you take it apart to fix it.
My girlfriend came into the garage and saw me (using my multi-meter) and the air fryer in pieces. She said “Why??.. just throw it out”. I said “I’m not going to let the crappy company that built this thing win… I’m going to fix it” She just shook her head and left me be.
Who needs all of those safety features… just bypass them with a jumper wire and keep on cooking!!
I have lost a great deal of time to “fixing” things with Krazy Glue and/or electrical tape and/or rubber bands that should probably have just been thrown out.
From a restaurant in Beijing
-the chicken feet one translates as “bamboo charcoal peanuts”
-a big lift is “big pulled skin” (a type of room-temperature northeastern Chinese mixed noodles and vegetables dish)
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cinnamon is "squirrel fish/Chinese perch (braised/steamed); the cinnamon comes from one of the characters 桂 that is used in the word for it (肉桂)
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happen to eat a grocery bag is a prickly one. the first two characters can represent “happen to eat,” and the last three, 杂粮包 would be “multigrain bread.” Where the “happen to eat” comes into play, I don’t know.
October is Pumpkin Spice Everything Month. Except:
And except:
Priorities!
OK, last Pumpkin Spice thing.
Not food/drink related but it’s got a fork in it.
This one is fork-free but still funny. Representative of two of my kids (but not my wife).
Diner fun.
More diner fun.
Scottie, do your thing.
Fat is flavor…
Like anyone actually uses those “food type” buttons on the microwave, anyway.
Okay maybe a bit exaggerated…
I’m sure the instructions are straightforward.
Reminds me of all those “This One Weird Trick” tropes.
In all seriousness. (Apparently)
Rock-ette Dawgs.
Way to go!!!
Bustin’ a gut on that last one!
It’s probably Pumpkin Spice. Probably. Maybe.
Haunting…
Homeowner just begging to get her trees toilet papered and her windows egged.
Not food related but too fun to fail to share…
Don’t forget to wipe your hands with moist owlettes.
Back to foods
Hopefully not. But sometimes, yes, some of it.
Um, yeah right. No.
Well, “fimally” someone made the pre-cracked egg. This has to be just a spoof, right?
Never thought of that, but it works.
Awwright, enough already. But yeah, it happens.
One mo fo the road. I’m not saying this has actually happened to me, except that it’s actually happened to me…
Can’t be too careful…
This reminds me, I need to do something with them soon.
Um…
Oh boy, you’re on a roll!!!
One more before I go out and take care of a downed tree.
The first parody at least mentions “rosemary and thyme”. Pretty clever, but of course if you don’t really know the songs parodied it doesn’t work too well.
