Openings/Closings, Greater Boston and New England, Q1, 2026

Geez, I thought y’all knew me better by now. I didn’t have the mental capacity to be more creative this year but I guess it doesn’t take much to fool my fellow GBA Onions! I thought I was laying it on a bit too thick with the Big Arch comment. Tagging @Vecchiouomo because he and I love a good April Fools Day joke. :joy:

A reminder of my recent pranks so you “won’t get fooled again” as The Who suggest:

PS B’s April Fools joke to me was, “dude, did you hear that Trump had a heart attack?” I let loose an expletive and ran to my phone to his great amusement. And Spring Onion covered up my old-school optical wired computer mouse with a sticky-note before school this morning so when I sat down to work, it wasn’t tracking at all and took me a minute or so to figure it out after more expletives. He’s gonna hear about this at school pickup today. Wicked hilarious guys.

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