This morning I decided to have two toasted English muffins or breakfast. I have a 2-slot toaster, and I’ve always been slightly peeved that the first halves go cold before the second ones finish toasting.
So I thought I’d invert the just toasted halves over the slots as the second halves toasted. Worked great. In fact, _untoasted _ones straddling the slots actually toasted acceptably. Why didn’t this dimwit think of this before?
Anyone else do this with a toaster? What similar hacks have Onions come up with?