This is the sorta stuff you get up to while I’m distracted? Folks are here for pancake excess, not Parkway exit (I’m 98 for those keeping score at home).
Funny thing is that I recall contemplating a CH thread back around the time when it became possible to leave a bar without smelling like the Marlboro Man, premised on the idea of what’s best to eat within x minutes of each exit. Sad thing is, I don’t recall if it ever happened, was deleted, or was simply the product of my imagination brought on by food, drug, and alcohol abuse over time.
Aaahh, well. . . . The point is, for anyone who stuck around for it, we should do that here soon. Somebody remind me?