I've got two fresh pinapples from Hawaii!

Yeah, that me. Cut off pine, core the core, then eat with some simples.

Hope it tastes as good as it looks. Love the stuff.

Spear it up and soak in coconut rum.

Or just pluck it. See., https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N27RXYCqgOA Nota Bene: It helps if you slam the ends and roll the fruit HARD before plucking.