Heard the one about the explosion at the cheesemongers?
De-brie was everywhere.
(With thanks to the Cheese Hamlet, Manchester, UK)
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That is terrible. Thanks for sharing it.
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No whey! Gouda one!
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They must be singing the bleus now.
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Saw this online a few months ago:
“Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world & the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for Stilton…”
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Fish with cheese?
I LOBSTER BUT NEVER FLOUNDER
From: “Pinkard & Bowden Getting’ Stupid #2”
Written by: Braddock & Braddock (BMI)
I was a cook and she was a waitress
Down at the Salty Dog Seafood Cafe
And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
Some little shrimp just lured her away
CHORUS:
Oh I lobster and never flounder
He wrapped his line around her
And they drove off in his carp
Oh I lobster and never flounder
I octopus his face in, he’ll only break her heart.
I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise
Oh my cod I love her yes I do
Chorus
Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don’t give a clam
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I love this song for fish puns
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Now see what you’ve done. I hope you’re happy.
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Now that’s cheesy!
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
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Jet stream, floatin’ in the Gulf Stream…
One of our local radio stations used to play that all the time!
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I collect “dad jokes” for my dad, and this one was a winner. He said it would travel.
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Oh Cheeses F. Christ, Mr. H, i love you!
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Did he say how far it would travel? Nearer or father?
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Celebrichefs including Pepin, Dupree, and Hubert Keller are posting, on their FB pages, an image of a billboard that says “Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.”
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