I don’t know the rules of that game, but if proper nouns are not allowed, that might be why.
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I’ve often wondered that myself!
So my debit card was hacked and the lobby of my bank is closed so I had to go through the drive thru. I explained my problem and they printed me a new card and sent thru the tube thing where I retrieved it. Included with the the new ATM card were these…needless to say I was a little taken back…I’m use to being given lollipops or a dog treat but these? So I buzzed the teller and said: “Thank you very much, but I really don’t have a need for these…plus I can assure you they aren’t my size”…the teller responds:
“Those are for your finger(s) sir at the ATM to reset your PIN”.
Won’t be going back to that bank drive thru anytime soon…
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Looks like a perfect fit for your middle finger!
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They’re called finger cots, and they’re commonly worn in a lot of jobs, or when you have a finger wound. Your bank is trying to keep you safe from contamination. This is a good thing.
https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-finger-cots-assorted/ID=prod3490318-product
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I wore one on a couple of fingers early in the year when I had a minor finger nail infection which had split the nail. But, yes, they do provoke fun being poked at you.
My wife said, “I would love to go to the south of France one day.”
I said, “That would be Nice.”
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"My friend has got a job in East Asia”
“Korea?”
“No, just a short contract”
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I told my luggage there would be no trip this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, No atmosphere.
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I had a case of Red Bull delivered to my house and somebody stole it. Who ever stole it…I don’t know how they can sleep at night
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People keep asking: “Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?” Listen y’all, the churches and casinos are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it’s probably pretty serious.
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That’s funny. It’s also the first ‘ out of date’ joke I’ve heard in a very long time. 
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I’d tell you a coronavirus joke - but I’d have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Why do they call it a novel coronavirus. Well, it’s long story…
Apparently the Germans are still panic buying sausages and cheese. It’s the wurst kase scenario.
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When together in the kitchen, never say: “chop. chop” to your wife. She’s old enough to know what it means. And she knows where the knives are.
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Day 67: The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.
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$5 says you already have, whether you know it or not.
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