Best/Worst Joke thread

There might be some truth to this…

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I washed my new coronavirus face mask - and it shrunk

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Lol, most literally. :joy_cat::joy_cat:

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Entertained me for a few minutes …

Oui. Tres bon.

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Not a joke as such, but an invitation for them.

Quite genuinely, this morning the BBC reports " Austria is reopening its brothels from 1 July, the latest European country to make the move – Greece reopened its brothels last Monday with strict social distancing and hygiene rules."

I’d welcome any observations about how Greeks might satisfactorily visit a brothel whilst maintaining “strict social distancing”.

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In related news:

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Not sure if this is as funny to the 99% of us who are not schoolteachers …

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@NotJrvedivici @BossaNova and @gcaggiano demonstrating the proper way to wear a mask. I’d have been in the pic too but they didn’t have my size:

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Actually, @seal was going to be in the shot but he kept saying he was slipping in the sand and grabbing things.

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So Rodney Dangerfield has already paid for a photographer to take a family picture, and of course the photographer is available only during the lockdown. The family poses; the photographer says, " masks off . . "

They comply.

Photographer points at Rodney: “Keep yours on.”

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I assumed @seal was taking the picture

.I can’t stop giggling at this one.
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If you find that your glasses steam up when you’re wearing a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.

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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

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To the person who stole my anti-depressants …

I hope you’re happy.

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