Not sure about how clean we want to make these so I’ll start with my favorite clean joke:
I was driving across America last summer and taking my time. On a rural road parallel to route 66 I was only doing 50 mph when I saw a chicken. It wasn’t just any chicken either, this sucker was fast! He was running down the road alongside my car and keeping up.
I hadn’t realized my mouth was hanging open so I closed it as I took a good look at the speedster chicken. He had two wings and three legs! Well, three legs or not, I wasn’t going to lose a race to a chicken so I floored it.
Sure enough the chicken not only kept up with my car, but passed me and cut me off to make a right turn. Stupid chicken, I thought as I spun the car through the same turn the chicken had taken. I didn’t find the chicken but a farmer was working in front of his barn.
“Hello,” I said, parking my car.
“Hello,” said the farmer. “Can I help you?”
“Yes, sorry,” I began, and told him the whole story. I ended with an impolite, but heartfelt, “What the hell?”
The farmer laughed, but not in an unkind way. “Not only are those chickens fast, they are rumored to be the tastiest chicken you will ever eat.”
I love food and the thought of better tasting chicken brought buckets of two wings and three drumsticks to mind. “What do they taste like?” I drooled.
“Dunno. Ain’t never caught one.”