Best/Worst Joke thread

Fair enough, though it costs a pretty penne.

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And Dopey, aren’t you supposed to be running some country or other?

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Tis what can happen when you don’t eff off when you’re told.

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Haha @Harters, there are always consequences, especially in fairy tales!

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I play too many video games!

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I will be franchising!
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I’ve heard that, because of the huge increase in demand, Fed-Ex and UPS have joined forces and will now trade as Fed-Up.

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Thanks, I kneaded a laugh.

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Not much on the supermarket shelves yesterday, so I had to improvise.

Dinner last night was a risotto I made from mushrooms I foraged locally.

Not only was it delicious but soon after a Welsh male voice choir of purple elephants showed up and sang the whole of Meatloaf’s Bat out of Hell album, accompanied by a light show.

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I love that album. Please send mushrooms asap.

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Those were good mushrooms!!!

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I play Words with Friends with my wife. I want to know why “goy” is a word, but “jew” is not.

Not touching this with a ten foot pole.

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