Did you know, puns are a sign of mental illness?
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The thing about studies and statistics is that you can use them to prove anything:
Silly Rabbi. Tricks are for kids.
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People are so judgemental these days. I can tell that just by looking at them.
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That honestly would be marketing gold!!!
I may have done this one before somewhere but it stands a repeat. We all know that Americans and Britons are divided by a common language. You say tomato and I say tomato. So here y’all go with these examples. No politics intended, of course (tee, hee)
Johnson - American slang for a penis
Trump - British slang for a fart.
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I used to go to one of those secret supper clubs but I got kicked out for spilling the beans.
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I’ve entered a competition for the most useless purchase of 2019.
I’ve high hopes of winning with my 2020 wall planner.
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I’ve made banana bread for the first time. Waddya think?
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(you should add: For more recipes follow me at #hartersrecipes!)
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When do the BEST jokes get posted?
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Once you pay the “Best Jokes” subscription fee.
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I stole that photo from another forum and did crop out the caption “For more recipes, follow me at …”
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Reminds me of my famous rum cake recipe @Harters - bake a Bundt cake, insert a bottle of rum. A big hit every time lol 
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So if I just skip the cake and just drink the rum I’m actually dieting!
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Right!
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The lockdown in the UK continues to be tough. Many local businesses have really been struggling recently…
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust,
a submarine company has gone under,
a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation,
and a dog kennels has had to call in the retrievers.
The origami paper supplier has folded,
the firework makers have just gone bang,
our fish and chips shop sales have taken a battering,
and the clock makers have been wound up.
The bread company has run out of dough,
the Chinese has been taken away (that’s “taken out” for our American readers)
the Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn’t ketchup with the orders,
and the Branston factory is in a right pickle.
I see that Mapmakers have lost their way,
the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road,
and the shoe shop owner has had to put his foot down and give his staff the boot,
and even the launderette has been taken to the cleaners.
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Deep fried mars bars are great
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