Oh. My. God. And not in the good way.
This has been posted on several of my FB food groups, and I quickly scroll past it each time. It just sounds revolting.
The alcoholic’s version of penne alla vodka*?
*I know, that’s usually a tomato based sauce
For when your toddler won’t go down for a nap on their own.
Just no.
No.
Yeah, sounds terrible. I mean, isn’t a martini supposed to be made with gin?
I want to take this an extra step with bacon vodka.
I remember saying to my self . All these people are saying happy new year . 2022 yay " It’s going to be way worse than 2021 . " So far it’s true
This is one instance where lactose intolerance works in my favor.
I can ignore this completely.
This reminds me of when I started in the wine business. I had a customer who bought d’Yquem by the case for cash. On the third case, I asked him how he found out about d’Yquem {curiosity peaked by his calling it Dick-em}. He told me a buddy of his turned him on to Dickem and 7up. I sold him the third case anyways.
Okay, I got up the courage to look at the article. Still no. And I’ve had Kraft Mac&Cheese ice cream (it was fine).
That’s why there’s Benadryl. 
Pair it with a slice of $18.00 a lb bologna
Blech
And hot tubs, said my friend with a cranky 4-year-old and a hot tub. Just dip the kid 'til he passes out - takes just a minute or two.
Oh the humanity.
My dad tells the story of an upscale, old school bar in Chicago…older gentleman with silver hair and expensive suits walks in with tall blonde wearing a very short dress. She orders a currvwaseeer and Coke (cracking her gum as punctuation).
The bartender slapped his towel on the bar, leaned over at her and said, " It’s Courvoisier (pronounced correctly) and if your boyfriend doesn’t smack your ass for putting it in Coke, I will." (This was in the 70s.)
He refused to serve her the drink…she ended up with a rum and coke.
Yeah… but deep down I want to try it – just once. $15 is a little much.
Bartender’s probably also wanting to say "You drink that shit at your Sugar Daddy’s home. But I’m damn sure you’re not gonna drink it in my bar!’
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