My thought is that the fork looks like a medieval eight tined torture device.
Congrats!
Does this mean you’ll be staying up past 8pm now???
No.
For some odd reason I was craving some very bad food for lunch today. It’s vile so I’ll only say the initials of this food are FB! I made this instead:
Italian mortadella sandwich on cheesy garlic bread.
I love mortadella!
FB? Fried bologna???
No. I eat fried baloney and it is far from the disgusting truth.
I’ll affirm if anyone guesses correctly, but I’ll save the whole story for our next HODown.
Fat back!
Your sandwich looks small.
I could lose a few pounds …
And no, that’s not it.
French Bread pizza?
You should see his hands, makes that sandwich look like a foot-long!
The only thing on me that’s a foot long is my …
foot.
Nope. Although my actual lunch is very close to that.
Fat burger?
Coincidentally, my nickname in college, but no.
Fat burger little hands Jr. to be more accurate.
Fried Beetles?
Franks & Beans?
Fish & Buttermilk?
Flounder Brownies?
You may have hit on the one combination worse than my original craving.
No.
Well, I knew you like chocolate
Come on - tell us! Maybe just a hint? How bad could it be???
As a librarian, I can’t stand unanswered questions. I promise not to judge.