Yes she was way older then. Wanted to find a pic of her adorable cozy and fine restaurant. It was the real deal, My mother had excellent taste and by then I had been dragged around to enough posh places to know too.
Poor baby I know but dam those two hours of cocktails before dinner arrived were harsh.
Got better when I could also imbibe for some odd reason.
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Everyone is suing everyone else and they in course are suing everyone else within walking distance. Too many lawyers in this world. Except when you need one. Then they come in handy for everyday affairs.
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I totally remember when that happened, didn’t realize it was in the New Hope area. She was quite the golden child in broadcasting for awhile. It was a pretty shocking accident.
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I got pretty mad about how this story was handled at the time. I was very very busy and mostly awww the dog died too! But Jessica got savaged by her colleagues.
They claimed she was driving and that she was drunk. Neither was true. What a rotten way to die.
Was chatting about this with my pa state store hero yesterday. It was hot as balls and I had already been to ace hardware to buy my new stove.
My allergies were killing me as it had been very dry here and I had very cleverly not eaten or had any liquids either. I am just that smart.
I walked past odd lots and stole a large orange cart and forgot to hide it around the corner from the bored cart boy.
I just grabbed gin and tequila and got outta there
Of course the cart had been collected. I kinda slumped and looked defeated I guess.
An older cowboy type emerged from the boozeria and saw me looking beat.
He offered to help me carry my booze to my car. I Respectfully declined because I had parked way on the other side of the strip mall in shade for Harley. Plus there was a peaceful shady place to walk her there.
I explained that I just really planned to use that cart. He went and got me another cart while I guarded his booze and mine. Dam near fainted from his kindness instead of heat dehydration and hunger.
That odd lots was not that close. We talked about the shopping cart craze and he told me people were suing because their carts got dinged.
I did a tiny happy dance as I told him proudly that my car was already dinged.
Then Harley and I had a lovely but short walk.
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Lol
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Will it sing if I hang it on my wall?
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(Wife): Hey, Harold, are you feeling any pain under your feet?
(Husband): No, why do you ask?
(Wife): Okay, how about NOW?
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I just got “made” at Pumperniks. Did y’all hear that loud click? Been waiting awhile to at last click into the universe and it happened just like that.
A two year old boy was having his diaper changed when I emerged from a stall. As I moved carefully by the mom to wash my hands the child said to his mom “that’s a princess”. The mom asked do you mean she is a princess meaning me. He repeated “that is a princess.’
There was nothing else to do but curtsey deeply to the reclining boy much to the mom’s delight.
I looked at him and said in a quiet serious tone “and you are a prince”.
I’m not planning on any tiara shopping. Two year olds can’t lie. It was like the Emperor’s New Clothes” without the shame.
My new dress arrived in the mail today and I made a promise to myself to always wear the the clothes I buy right away. I don’t ever want to take this dress off.
It is my colors, no pink no purple no sparkles. Plaiinish black mostly with some white and a red stretch belt.
This princess gig is gonna get my royal ass killed. On the way home I was driving carefully through congested montgomeryville when someone rudely leaned on the horn loudly. I was driving too slow for them. I gave the driver an enthusiastic wave and then blew them a kiss.
No cooking tonight. Roast beef special rare, turkey club on white toast with mayo, two desserts monster drink and a bucket of matzo ball soup.
Trying not to fall on my knees with gratitude as I might get my dress dirty.
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That is a big day, getting crowned princess, sporting a new dress, and eating very fine tonight. I’m happy you didn’t have to kiss any frogs! Here is a tiara for you 
!
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Curtseys. Thank you for the tiara. I have one I found on the pavement somewhere that fits well but it is way too sparkley.
I won’t ever kiss toad conan and Respectfully lives too far away.
Plus what if I did kiss Respectfully and he turned into a Prince? That simply would not do as I’d miss his toadiness.
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Hush you. Trying to get respectfully to send me those cute but manly mittens and just casually asked for a small lock of hair. Respectfully is not the sharpest tool on the shelf but he is literate. Barely.
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Hahahaha! Well that still leaves bbqboy - what might he turn into? Alas, he lives farther away than respectively!
Think you may have a chance to see some shooting stars, meteor showers, or maybe even fireflies tonight - hope it’s magical.
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Functionally illiterate.
These awesome manly mitts demand a high price. Heroic mittens that can do anything. 
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ooo. Name your price? You are Such a tease.
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And magical for you dear lady as well. Thanks for the reminder, need to go outside.
It is an enchanted time of year. When I get really happy I tend to experience it as a floating sensation. This is not good when driving. I have had to think depressing things just so my feet touch the ground. Harder on shoes though.
As for bbq boy he is a tiger and to quote Elvis “I don’t wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough” I would never want to tame his inner fire though.
Now Respectfully seems like a bear to quote the king again:" Baby let me be your lovin teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be your teddy bear"
It would be a really nice gold chain though.
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Lol is all I have…
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Respectfully might be a hound dog. High praise. I miss my doxies and what can’t we learn from the king?
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