I think it looks like a potato masher. Festive!
How about an empty paper towel holder?
Rugged sword with built in stand?
Target for buried treasure?
A candle in an old black and white movie? possibly in an old black and white cartoon?
Nope for all. 
Apparently there is now a thread for this - though it seems it is being discussed in multiple locations.
Yes, lol. Started by me.
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Nice try, but no.
A Chop Stir?
A cookie press. A sex toy.
Easy there tiger this is a family friendly site !!!
Warmer…
Hey, I didn’t design that thing!
A CD spindle. A shamrock doing a faceplant.
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Teeball stand from when you would whack baseballs off of it as a kid. Earring post.
Never in a million years would I guess a Christmas tree stand. What definitely doesn’t make it an Xmas tree stand is the giant cylindrical column. There is never a huge column since trees are all different sizes. The base holds the tree, as seen above, and you hand crank the bolts into the tree stump.
And you’re cold again…
Perhaps a hat rack for the missing Santa hat?!
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(yes this is an obnoxious joke**
Oh what about those gadgets you mix cement with?
A hurrycane
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I thought it was a candle. That works for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, non-believers who just like the house to smell nice, folks who lose power during the winter storms, etc.
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