It’s hard work!
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… but someone’s gotta do it 
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This is why I wish I were a cat. Eat, sleep, repeat.
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That’s what they tell us …
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In my next life, I’m coming back as one of my cats.
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I meant Late Cat. He was excellent at lamp destruction. He broke 2 at once, and a Xmas tree, by knocking an entire table’s worth of items (including lamp #1, the ginger jar) off and onto lamp #2, the oxblood, which was temporarily resting on the floor awaiting a shade replacement.
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Oh dear, I’ve heard of Labs clearing off the table…
He was such a sweetie. I loved him and I miss him very much. I do have a new boy who is very sweet, but Izzy was a joyful force to be reckoned with. He never met a person he didn’t immediately love. The destruction was just his side gig.
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Our chonk does this, although of course we’re never under the illusion that he wants to go for a walk
I never fall for it, but my PIC will cede his chair all the time 
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At night, Mrs. P and I sit on the couch watching TV. As soon as I get up to go the the bathroom, our cat Gucci slips into my seat and refuses to get up when I return 
I have to lift him up kicking and screaming (like I have some nerve removing him from his seat).
When Mrs. P gets up from her seat, our dog Matisse slips into her seat.
I guess they like a pre-warmed seat 
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Parker does that to BF whenever he gets up in the 2:30am-4:30am range to get a drink of water/use the bathroom. He’s a little dickens!
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Chonk is even less subtle. If the staring down method doesn’t work, he will try to sneak in between the back of the chair and my PIC’s back. He’s such a rude lil mofo 
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Boy do I know that sneak-in-the-back move! They must teach that in Cat School.
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I’ve had one of mine (the late Fat Boy Slim Shady, Alfalfa) roll off the back of the couch if I leaned forward to get something off the coffee table and plaster himself in between me and the couch back. And when I leaned back into him, he just squeaked. Such an eejit. But a lovable eejit.
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I love it when you squash them and they squeak!! Payback!
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I learned a new word, today!!
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AKA Cat-echism.
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I had a brief encounter with the lap cat version of Parker this afternoon:
Which lasted about 2 minutes before he decided he was settled enough to begin to put himself to bed for his evening nap:
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