I read that too quickly and somehow thought that was “go set the table on fire instead…” Made me laugh out loud, until I re-read it.
Yeah, don’t be in the kitchen with me when I cook, unless you are cleaning the dishes. Even then, do it quickly and don’t linger. When I cook, I kind of move around a lot from stove, counter, island, sink and fridge. I usually ask my mom, who does always offer to help, to clean up at the end, which she gladly does.
She’s also the one with the terrible habit of putting my knives back into the knife block the wrong way…100% of the time. Not sure why she hasn’t figured it out in over 10 years, but it’s really really annoying.