Yes… Add me to the list of individuals that fights with the self checkout computer.
Self Checkout Computer: Please place item in the bagging area.
Me: I did..
Self Checkout Computer: Please place item in the bagging area.
Me: I did everything right, please don’t call the angry lady over to scold me.
Self Checkout Computer: Attendant has been called.
Me: Nooooo (sags head in shame)
Not sure I’d regard “people offering me drugs” as a problem, exactly. 
That’s just being a good host.
I think it was Cynthia Heimel who said “Cocaine if you have the funds, Nyquil if you don’t.”
Surely the author could have worked a few more contranyms in there, maybe “sanction” and “sanction” “dust/dust”… at one time I had a longish story I’d written filled with them. Lost it about 4 laptops ago.
In Honor of SPD yesterday, plus another example of how punctuation matters.
My very proudly Irish friend on Monday afternoon invited me to lunch at an Irish-themed pub for Tuesday. I don’t really keep track of dates, so I accepted. Then he reminded me in a follow up text that it was SPD. I apologized and rescinded my acceptance.
We ended up at a boring (but not jam-packed) regular American style food place. He still got green beer.
I didn’t know this was a sport.
This reminds me of the old website “stuff on my cat.”
Bummer, no longer active and/or filled with malicious code (so sayeth the Chrome filters) but some fun nostalgia posts still on reddit and FB.
It’s now a book!
Norwegians like cod!
https://imgur.com/gallery/how-we-norwegians-uses-to-make-commercials-c7L54Gk
