A classic:
From:
This makes me think of my favorite from “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handy
Would we still cut down trees if they screamed? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no reason.
Reality.
That’s a step up from house pets! Yikes.
I sometimes wonder which I’d rather not live next door to 
I would be ok with any of those choices except BBQ and tzatziki, which I dislike under any circumstance. Ditto, in fact, for ketchup.
Mayo or cheese sauce is my first choice of fry dipping sauce (though, honestly, if the fries aren’t good enough plain, they’re not good enough, period).
That post may be better suited for this already existing thread, since it seems less of a humorous post than a poll/opinion query:
And this one:
Sour cream. Dipping fries in sour cream is underrated.
