Need explanation
Look straight, walk straight to the aisle, grab your pickle jar and proceed to the checkout. Like a robot. AT least it saves money and time.
Unfortunate typo
After paying and eat it outside. I sometimes see empty packages on shelves. Some people eat right in the store without paying.
Food jackpots
Not enough pickles (also requested)
Salad every day
A giant puffball and it’s free.
I do this but it’s a certain beer
Turn your old CD rack into ramen rack
Haven’t seen this
Does he sell hot dogs or some kind of sausage? And keeping it hot with…?
That’s a big lock
Dinner with neighbour
Almost nailed it. Looks more like Johnson?
In Russia lollies also come in this shape
Dough is still alive
And speaking of dough, this bakery in Mallorca has a glass floor so you can see the hard work that goes into the products. There are not many real bakeries nowadays that do everything from scratch. They mostly just do the baking in the shop, the breads are made in a factory and delivered by refrigerated lorries to the shop (to be baked). Thank you, real bakers!
Don’t wear a skirt! Yikes.
Filomena’s Italian Restaurant in Georgetown (DC) used to have a window so you could watch the pasta team at work. Very cool.
That was such fun!
I hear that doing so makes the dough rise prematurely.
Better than deflate prematurely.
Lol you all are making me laugh today! Of course that’s the purpose of the thread.
Wanted to put my caution in about the glass floored bakery - not wise to wear a kilt in there either! 
Reminds me of a Ron White one-liner during the Blue Collar Comedy Tour - “Hey, does anyone here think it’s strange that one of my testicles is… larger than the other two?”
Apropos of nothing:
“Sorry for the angry post!”
I just saw an egg mold while searching the internet honestly people have too much time on their hands.
Never heard of an egg mold. I’ve seen rings you can place on the skillet if you want a perfect round, like for making homemade McMuffins. So I looked and saw this
She’s smashing hard boiled eggs into shapes to put into her kids bento boxes.
