Silliness & Food Funnies 2022

WC sinks at LC HQ

Something goes wrong during goggle translation

A combination for the adventurous eaters

Me after watching MasterChef…

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A sign on the building says Cured Meats.

Inside, a salami takes it’s first tentative steps after the accident, a prosciutto learns to forgive…

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Forgot to post to this thread yesterday. After a long, incredible day whale watching I went to bed early.

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The kind of Valentine presents I want to receive.

Let’s get fat together

Even I could do this “hand-decorating”

I have watched too many hilarious horror movies.
Be mine, or die!

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How to bring butter to room temperature, fast.

Good idea

Barilla’s new packaging

One is not food

Woos-tershir

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I have to admit that I will miss the plastic window. Truth in advertising and all that. And it may mean that I won’t buy Barilla pasta. I just checked my pantry and my pasta is pretty much evenly split three ways. Barilla, DeCecco and everyone else. I will probably just end up buying DeCecco more.
I do like the butter technique, though I think I would use a slightly deeper dish… LOL! I use my microwave frequently but it is a fraught relationship. I generally don’t really like the results but it is a lot faster than the other options.

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I do that to butter intentionally, but not to the point of melting - I place it on top of the toaster oven when toasting/baking in there. Watch me totally forget it next time, because I probably just jinxed things…

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You’re welcome for the earworm. :wink:

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A philosophical question that bears asking…

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Make sure they pass these “tests” before signing official papers as divorce is expensive.

This is why I cook alone

One spouse asks the other to put the shopping away

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Is this necessary? And don’t you eat the green tops there?

Denim crockery

Interesting pastry

From an old file to a knife

Don’t throw out your own baby cot

The child can’t be any clearer and more specific.

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Boston-area HOs will like this one.

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This is disturbingly true.

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I despise people.

Why? For attention?

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Why is this disco ball so low…? Oh wait.

The one who ‘designs’ this is the sole buyer of this product.

Ramen vending machine in Korea

KFC be like “our chickens are free-range”

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Food things.

I really thought it was vegetables in aspic on a (cake) stand at first.

New fashionable accessory.

Wiener Wurst pen case/pouch.

Clever

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… is found inside.

Pole results found on yougov (a UK site)

Egg gadget, in the form of penguins.

Blue McD’s arches somewhere in the US

I need this for a trip to Asia in the future.

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My sister, who hates peas, said “oh scrape those little green yuckies into the trash” :rofl: But the comment by the OP is funny!

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Food artists

The 'tray"/“serving board” is the phone case

Painted rocks. Kind of amazing the logos are like the real things.

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OK, class. Today’s lesson: the anatomy and functions of facial muscles. The white strips are zygomaticus major, nasalis is above the hotdog nose. The thick part of surimi between the eyes is procerus.

He’s not wrong. I notice I get less food for the same amount of money.

The chips are printed!

I avoid any movie this gormless creature is a part of.

For the cheaters. There are lots of them.

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That face is truly horrifying. Definitely something to keep in mind for this year’s Halloween party.

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