Putting this on my holiday wish list!
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No. It’s literally an 80 lb block of steel for your countertop. that’s why it’s so funny.
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Wow. I wonder how many they sold 
None. It’s a joke. It’s not real. It doesn’t actually exist 
God I’m gullible. I’d blame it on a lack of caffeine but I drank an entire 12-cup pot today.
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Eh. Happens to the best of us 
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Isn’t “Sweet Chili” an oxymoron?
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the Onion strikes again.
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How was the microwave?
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Yep.
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Yep- Duchess has been gone for a few years, but we still keep the bread on top of the refrigerator.
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Person A: “Show me Item A.”
Person B: “A is boring, here is Not-A.”
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. <
OK, I do not know about you, but I immediately wanted to meet some hobbits.
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Started a 2023 thread here:
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Now that a new thread has been established for 2023, this thread can be locked.
Happy New Year all! 
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