Silliness & Food Funnies 2021

Last week I posted photo of a blue crab. This one is even rarer.

Now you can pay with bitcoins in this advanced country.

Yeah, it works all right. The problem is they don’t die and they multiply fast. Need to add something to the fruit to kill them when ingested.

Come on. You smell of garlic for a few hours but you won’t die.

Forgot the pasta in the microwave for days.

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I want that ice cream cookie!

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Happened to me once - I forgot a plate of pasta in my microwave. I then flew off to India on a 3-week business trip!
I only noticed this blackish-looking blob in my microwave a couple of days after I got home.

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When I’m on holiday I lose my sense of time/date/day of the week. Just remember yesterday that I forgot to post some photos in this thread. Here we go again… pizza theme today (whatever day it is).

Big, burnt pizza.

Photoshoped? Kind of carb-heavy.

Too bad. I like the crust.

Free “*road pizza”. (*Also a slang for something gross)

It’s like dropping a slice of bread and the buttered side always hits the floor.

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Somewhere in Italy where straws are actually pasta. Much bigger than bucatini, for sure.

New/trendy plating at RR

$11?! Not in the US, surely.

And a sense of humour

One of your worst nightmares comes true

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I seriously hope the Red Robin Caesar Salad isn’t true!

Raised by wolves?

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Does it contain pepsi now? Gross either way.

New flavour

Who does this resemble? (One ear)

And I collect beer, to drink asap.

Some shops in Thailand have ditched plastic packaging

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The butter container…ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

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Food (or drink) “jackpot”.

A whole potato

Another dorito

Another kind of “jackpot”, one he might regret requesting.

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Turkey plates. Are you using them next month?

Claw machine in Bangkok

Haw haw. Btw, when was the last time crawfish cost this low and what’s the current/this year’s price?

They were able to get a refund before?

Never walk away from a toaster oven

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Food perfection

Arranged according to the state of being ripe

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What happens to forgotten cream cheese. A waste of money and a health hazard.

KA’s quality control? Just how hard is that dough anyhow?

Now you can impulse buy toothpaste. Junk food is no longer placed on these shelves at this supermarket.

What’s really in it, Subway?

This one is not really food related but I just want to slip it in here. Reminds me of Seinfeld (not Jerry).

Speaking of which

The final episode, in NY.

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That sashimi plate has a strange optical illusion. When I scroll up and down, the salmon seems to rotate, clockwise when scrolling up and counter-clockwise scrolling down. The tuna in the center stays put, though.

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Life in Japan…

I’m confused

Cakes in pull-tab cans

You know how much calories your food contains

We don’t have these here. They let them, and dogs, sit in the trolley. Disgusting. I never use the trolley.

Shopping baskets get sterilised in this machine. I’m a clean freak so I like this idea. Some supermarkets in Japan don’t scan your shopping. You put your basket on a surface and the receipt comes out of a printer after you pay.

He eats the entire pie in the cinema

KFC in China. Why does it say that in English, though.

Most expensive bottle of whisky.

Someone who’s done it?

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Well it’s less than at Total Wine!

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Pizzas!

Look again

For when you are done eating

Papa John’s employee forgot to remove the oven pan thing

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I saw bus shelter adverts for Starbucks some pumpkin spice drink (latte?) already in September. This vile “spice” has made it to Greece. Tried “pumpkin spice” beer 3 times. It was not “third time lucky” like the saying. Never again!

The “you can bake stuff in your car” season in Australia is coming soon. Heat. I hate it.

Was asked to be cut in half

New cake. Mash and fried bacon.

Some people like the combination of sour and chocolate?

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