Silliness & Food Funnies 2019

Laptop keyboard as plate? There are more bacteria on keyboards than toilets!

Pizza love’s gone too far?

Cat’s not amused. He thinks the photo is of real food.

Check out the “tip guide”. They must think most people can’t do maths.

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Sadly, many can’t do simple math. I’ve noticed this tip guide on an increasing number of checks.

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Wondering what the hell the guy’s eating in photo #1 ?? Yeah, keyboard probably worse than tray table on the plane. Cat expression was lol funny.

It is the fact there is a guide … check out the values based on the check total …

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$19.62 total amount.

18% = $3.53
20% = $3.92
25% = $4.90

DineDash is counting on REALLY stupid people not being able to calc 10% x 2 for an easy 20%. WOW.

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I would like to trick them and say the actual amount is only 1/3 of what they suggest and see what they’ll say.

Ok, here’s another. Simi Chard on sale for 14.99. 21% discount when you buy a case for - wait for it - 179.88 which is 14.99 a bottle. Huh>

Simi Chardonnay Sonoma County 2018 750ML
Wine Director 88 points
Simi Chardonnay is characterized by excellent balance, luscious fruit flavors and a long, elegant finish. Lively on the palate with green apple, stone fruit and light citrus, accented by cream and … click for more details
Item # 08003 Reg Price: $18.99
On Sale $14.99

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21% discount on 12 bottles for $179.88

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12 x 15 I don’t have memorized but 12 x 12 is 144 plus 3 x 12 is 36 more so 180. Clearly no discount at the sale price. Plus there is a calculator on even old flip phones. Sad that people don’t check. As Mr. Reagan said, “trust but verify.”

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Having worked in retail I’m going to guess that the 21% off a case is based on the full price of $18.99 rather than the sale price. At least that’s how it would be framed where I worked. It may be somewhat deceptive but probably not illegal. We got called out often.

$18.99 X 12 = $227.88 X 79% = $180.03

I’m sure that is the case (ha! grin). I do think the sale notice should be explicit about the sale price being for individual bottles only.

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I’m guessing they always give a discount when you buy a case, I know my local stores do, so may not have really thought about the discrepancy. Or were trying to up-sell to those who can’t do arithmetic.

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Use a different font next time.

Only in Canada? Poutine car air freshener

How nice of them to think of the buyers. 2 for now, 2 for later.

That costs ya 38 cents

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I wonder if they list “stupid question” and the cost on their menus.

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close to home

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Yes. They are famous for it. Their website seems to be down but you can see pictures of the menu in this article. https://www.boredpanda.com/toms-dinner-stupid-questions-charge-bill/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

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Subway makes wine? I can’t really read anything on the label.
The parter passes out in the background. Has had too much Subway no doubt.

Smoking is expensive in Australia, in fact the most expensive in the world (about $22/pack). Second most expensive is New Zealand (almost $20). Only a little more than $9 where I live. Should cost $25 and get rid of “designated smoking areas” altogether. But our petrol price is on par with Norway… ranked world’s top 3 most expensive.

This way it hurts a bit less?

Hadn’t thought of this.

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I will venture a guess that that’s some sort of corporate gift. I worked for a company that gave us wine at holiday time with customized labels bearing the company logo.

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Most probably.

I see “do not open until 4000 stores”. Must have passed 4000th store by now.

Looks like Cava, or Prosecco Rosé ( :nauseated_face:).