Ouch
Truth.
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Or more likely a classic case of selective interpretation.
With apologies (sort of) to any Garden Staters viewing…
Couldn’t have expressed it better myself.
Wait… what?
And a pair to end with.
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Actually, I think this is a PERFECT interpretation!
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That’s funny. I am the bottle and jar opener in our household 
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I generally can do it, but we also bought a piece of grippy shelf liner that wraps well around tops when I need that little extra help. Or, I give it to BF. 
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Has a million uses. Opening jars and keeping cutting boards from sliding around should be on the label!
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Agreed! I hope whoever invented it was well compensated!
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That’s my liquor store.
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Well, then they have a great sense of humor!
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Feel free to sub in “man” and “he” here. I don’t know it it’s any more likely that these convos involve women vs. men. But I am sure that they happen, having overheard at least 2 of them.
(And yes, I know that chickens will consume small amounts of grass. So do dogs. Dogs aren’t grass-fed, either._)
What “winning” is like…
More “winning”…
Just in case someone tells you that the perfect flow chart has never been made:
Not food related, but I’ve been to the library a lot lately…
Definitely not food related. Love “handled this better”, though.
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For @LindaWhit
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Years ago, I worked this one job that I really hated. The weekend couldn’t get here soon enough. We had “Casual Friday” which (for the guys) was jeans and a golf/polo shirt. I always looked forward to this, as it meant no shirt and tie. YEAH!!
For me, it made the weekend come that much sooner. Well, that wasn’t good enough for my brain and I was trying to think of ways to make “Casual Friday” come quicker. So I (privately) started “Dirty Sock Thursday”, whatever socks I wore on Wednesday, I wore (again) on Thursday and in my brain that got me closer to Friday, which got me closer to the weekend.
I never told anyone at the job about my “Dirty Sock Thursday” routine; it was my little secret. It did seem to satisfy my brain.
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OK, that’s just MEAN! 
But damn - it’s sort of what I’m feeling - I’m stealing it!
As someone who’s chronically underemployed I’ve told people “enjoy the weekend!” as early as Tuesday
Somehow, they rarely appreciated the sentiment.
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Did you extend the weekend even further with “Commando Monday”?
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No… but what a great idea.
Wish I would have thought of that!!
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