$1.48 per pound for seeds seems steep.
“No hot bottoms on work tops” … This probably applies to copying your butt on the copier.
Apparently this is an actual product…
Also variously available on Amazon as bunny farts, pony farts, doggy farts, and dinosaur farts…
Oh, can’t forget the Zombie farts…
More available at https://bagoffarts.com/ where the slogan is WELCOME TO THE FARTS FAMILY!
I can’t figure out how to put the cover of the latest Reader’s Digest on this post. Maybe some whippersnapper HO-er out there can. I found it when I was perusing the available magazines on our library list of free magazine loans. Cracked me up!
This here?
And here’s the link if anyone wants to read the choices. I also started a separate thread so people could trash or agree with their choices.
Makes me wonder what part of the meal\menu is mentally dense? Are they feeding me tough brains, perhaps
OMG, thank you for those. Flashback to a (likely now defunct) website that collected a lot of bad English translations from all over the world.
engrish.com is still around!
(all of these photos are from when I lived in China in 2006)