Funny you would say that. It fits on the fridge shelf right along with the beer 
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Counter depth here. Way too small for mayo and beer. Beer wins.
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Have you tried mixing both? 
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We have the kegerator. Now we need the mayonator. A pump of chilled mayonnaise at your side. “Mom! More frites!”
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Uh oh ……
Come on. Moules frites, mayonnaise, and Belgian beer is pretty classic.
I think @Meekah’s comment was in reaction to my suggestion of mixing the beer & the mayo 
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Mixed together in a Vitamix smoothie 
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Where’s my straw?
I hear you can do the same with wrinkles on the face.
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You remind me of a practice suggested to me by Seventeen Magazine, when I was a younger than that: mix grated carrot with mayonnaise, spread on head, wrap in plastic, go sit in the sun. It supposedly lightens your hair. And it definitely makes you smell like something from the salad bar.
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I’ve only ever heard of using lemon juice for lightening your hair. I would think the mayo is more for … honestly, I don’t even know. I’m sure smelling like a salad bar gets one many dates as a teenager
I got news for you: That ain’t mayonnaise.
Yep. I got that. Yuck.
Don’t mess with Texas.
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Love Kate McKinnon. And was that Susie Essman?
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Where? The only other person I recognized was Pete Davidson.
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After McKinnon’s appearance on the food program, I thought it was Essman saying “It can talk!”
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At :18? No, definitely not. That woman’s about 20 years too young, for starters.
