Lost in Translation!!!

I had to laugh when I saw this watermelon tool described on the box as a “Family Necessary Weapon!” It’s comforting to know, too, that “The design is very humane.”

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I’m glad the cut is safe and health. I was worried about that.

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I am glad that this “weapon” is “humane”

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And I’m glad that it’s Security.

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Not to mention that it doesn’t core, it slices. You don’t core a watermelon.

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Agreed. Coring a watermelon is inhumane, not to mention against international law. I think they need to change the package label.

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And "family entertainment "?!?
Where is the Buy Now button??? I have always avoided watermelon because i lacked the special humane tool to cut it properly…

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Of course, “Hygiene” is important, too. You wouldn’t want the watermelon to get sick from this tool.

for the family whose kids are still rolling hoops and playing with garbage pail lids.

i bought a tin of tea once that suggested it be stored in “darkness light”. :grin:

I saw this on FB earlier in the week.

Necessary Weapon

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“Food is a pretty good prism through which to view humanity.”

― Jonathan Gold