Your fat British co-contributor needs some help.
Breakfast at Casa Harters pretty much alternates between toast and muesli, with the very occasional bacon sandwich as well. OK, maybe not “very occasional” but no more than weekly.
It can’t go on. The fat man needs to become the cuddly but overweight man. Yes, I know that is still not necessarily an endearing concept but it is the best we get here. So any thoughts for what is said to be the most important meal of the day? Nothing difficult to prep, of course - I am not cooking at that time of day.