I think this is spot on
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jan/14/12-things-restaurants-must-stop-doing-in-2016-jay-rayner
And if you have time, the comments are pretty good too.
I think this is spot on
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jan/14/12-things-restaurants-must-stop-doing-in-2016-jay-rayner
And if you have time, the comments are pretty good too.
Spot on, he is.
But read some Chowhound or Hungry Onion thread about stuff folk hate about restaurants, and youāll see Jay is just a pussycat when it comes to this subject.
The one I agree with him most on is āpour your own wineā comment. Just leave the sodding bottle and the sodding jug/bottle of water on the table . It irritates the wotsit out of me when places take them away
LOL! And I REALLY agree with the testicle comment!
I prefer unsalted butter. Everything else, I agree with.
Ooh, yes, that too. I can then add some salt if I want and then I like the texture better.
That and donāt expect the man to always be paying.
Thatās the ātesticleā comment. LOL
Yup.
Of course. And most times, restaurants put the bill in the middle of the table.
Itās pretty much always Mrs Hās credit card that pays for dinner - and, even then, the card machine is more often offered to me. Good places take the trouble to look at the card and see whose it is.
EXACTLY. If it says āMathildaā as the first name, itās most likely not the manās credit card. LOL
So agree on the unsalted butter = flavorless grease. I long ago started salting my bread and butter in restaurants. I donāt ever even buy unsalted butter. The whole concept escapes me. Itās an unfinished recipe.
And salt and pepper shakers on the table, PLEASE! This is the result of a chef who is easily offended. I like pepper.
I have never seen granola on a menu here or in England so I have no idea about that one.
Actually, make that salt & pepper grinders. No restaurant worth its name should have pre-ground salt or pepper (flavorless crappy dust) on its tables.
Especially those who have them in little open dishes. If I had confidence that no-on else had been poking about in them, then Iād be OK. But, hey, confidence in restaurants on food hygiene matters. Come on, someoneās having a laff, innit.
Especially now that commercially available (read cheap and disposable) salt and pepper grinders are available. Even the local chains and holes-in-the-wall places let you grind your own.
And on the bread/butter issue. My favorite spots (admittedly neither chains nor holes-in-the-wall) offer a variety of butters: non-salted, salted, herbed to accompany a variety of breads.
God, I love Jay Rayner.
I so agree with lighting comment. I canāt see anymore.
Please stop asking me what I want to drink before my butt has touched the chair. I donāt know what Iām going to eat yet so how would I know what I want to drink, unless itās breakfast and then copious coffee is in order.
I also detest āhow is everythingā when I havenāt had a single bite or maybe just one bite.
Yes leave the bottle alone. I like to pour my own wine or water.
I WANT water right away. So I like the question. My reply is āWater please and weāll make our wine (or whatever) decision after weāve looked at the menu.ā Takes a few seconds and Iāve never had a problem.
smartie, how ole are you?!? When I was in my early 40s my eye doctor explained that my difficulty reading menus was due toā¦OLD AGE Not really but I got reading glasses and the problem was solved.
Very late 50s :frowning , oh yes I have reading glasses but some restaurants are still very dark.
Itās not the question itās that sometimes we havenāt even sat, still pulling out the chair or sliding into a booth. Maybe itās just America but I do prefer the slower European service.
Also I donāt like the check being brought to the table so quickly. I might want dessert or coffee but that check arrives as if by magic. Of course there is the opposite where you canāt find your server to ask for the check but thatās another moan.
Reading these, I guess Iām sprinkled with āfairy dustā cause I have few problems and RARELY are they significant enough to effect my enjoyment of the meal. Iād like to say itās a āLeft Coastā thing but I find this anywhere in the world I go. ???
I like either salted or unsalted. But unsalted is not tasteless grease. I agree with the rest of it though. I like to pour my own wine, and I so agree about the small tables. We ate at a local French bistro and the table for 4 was barely meant for two and they served on very large plates.