*Really, all that comes to mind is, “No. Just No. This is Idiotic” and “Okay, is this the sign of a doomed culture?” but those seem a bit too hyperbolic. **
**Though, in the interest of honesty, I did think both of those things - among others - when I saw the display.
What is wrong with pumpkin spice Twinkies? The part about pumpkin or the part about Twinkies?
Can we deep fry them now?
There is always something about about we (some human) just like to deep fry everything… Soon we will have deep fry sushi…
I might need to use my 5th amendment rights here …
I liked it as a child, on BLTs or a blue cheese sandwich, and with added lemon on artichokes. But anymore it seems like there’s always too much of it, and I don’t understand dipping fried potatoes in more oil (I’m a weirdo who prefers mustard. Did I mention ketchup is also terrible? Too sweet.). A couple weeks ago a friend offered to split a lobster roll, we were hungry after working a wedding. He put the full amount of mayo and I choked it down but the last few bites were a challenge, and it was only half the sandwich. It’s weird, I can only handle a few bites of many intensely fatty foods. Foie gras, bone marrow, even tempura can gross me out after a few bites because they’re so rich. Mayo falls in the same category. But fried potatoes and fatty cheeses are no holds barred.
Ketchup is fine, but a little boring for me. Usually, I like to eat fried potatoes as they are, but mayonnaise, mustard and vinegar are all pretty good choices too. By the way, just recently I had a lobster roll with the options of traditional mayonnaise and simple butter. I tried butter and it works out pretty good too.
I actually just saw a menu online recently that featured their special deep fried sushi…(!!) the individual pcs were fried, for maximum fried surface area- then topped with various mayo sauces and whatever else of course. Totally terrifying.
Just another step closer to the Zombie Apocalypse. Pumkin-Geddon! In the end there will be only Zombies and Pumpkin Twinkies, they will survive anything.