Chocolate Chip Pizza?

This was a gift from a client. We are not sure what to think. My face is permanently stuck in a Cersei Lannister-like stinkface expression.

Nice, uh, gift

Try everything once, right?

Maybe a dessert lover is upset that all sweets these days have herbs and taste like you’re licking a salt mine, so they are taking revenge by throwing chocolate chips on savory dishes.

Oh, I tried it. Our client just loves them - it’s a family treat. For me I neither liked it nor disliked it - it was just wrong. Wrong.

Ummm… Yeah that does look like actual cheese huh. Not like a cream cheese something more appropriate to a chocolatey thing.
I am kind of wondering what else that special family makes and eats though…

“Food is a pretty good prism through which to view humanity.”

― Jonathan Gold