Echos of the ‘60s electric knife. Ruined more protein than backyard grill “masters”. Smother it with gravy and put it out of its misery.
Sure. It’s a joke for people who have $100 to spend on gag gifts. I wouldn’t pay for that, but I’d laugh right along as a guest. Sort of in the vein of a Champagne saber, except in plastic and with no tradition. I’d rather spend my Benjamin on a gas-powered tailgater bar blender.
I found the electric knife of the 60’s is excellent for slicing foam for upholstery and cushions. Forget the bird, it works better sculpting dining chair seats.
EXACTLY! We saved ours (wedding present) for just that purpose.
I have, over the course of nearly half a century, enjoyed looking through their catalogues. The older ones were much better. I once worked a couple of blocks from one of their stores. They had a life sized knock-off of the predator. I would have made an exception to my Georgian/Queen Anne/Chippendale decor for that guy. The only thing I ever bought there, a Proton radio, still sits by my bed. As radios go, it is shite, but it looks cool.
I have a Nakamichi that looks almost exactly like the proton. I will admit to purchasing things from Sharper Image, though not for decades…
Nakamichi stuff was spectacularly good.
So I should keep it, then ![]()
Protons were spectacular. When they worked!
A Proton was the end of my selling career on eBay.
I threw in a non working auxiliary speaker for free and the buyer complained to them that it didn’t work. I said duh.
That’s what I had put in the ad.
I’ve never sold or bought anything on there since.
My blood pressure is much happier.
Both great brands in terms of sound quality. Proton was less reliable, as bbqboy mentions.
Used to have a nakamichi power amp. I kinda miss it.
As much time as I spend day dreaming about taking a chainsaw to a roast turkey, I find this thread eminently more interesting on the subject of audio equipment. The knob tuning of the Proton is just nutz to adjust. My stereo has a vintage Adcom tuner, and that, or the Yamaha T-1 I had in the early eighties, are absolutely delightful to hear and easy to tune. I made the double move from separates to a Rogue Sphinx integrated amplifier. It uses a tube in the preamp and has zero tone controls. Obviously a single tube is not going to be life changing, but if I had a do over I would stay solid state. I think the hype over sonic differences between tube and solid state is overblown. Ten years in and I still do not miss tone controls. I am pondering a tone arm change, however, also ten years in so not a really big deal. Looking at a vintage Grace.
Ha ha. In 1992 I had a limited budget, and literally no space, for a stereo system, so I asked an audiophile friend of mine (he  and his wife built an audio room onto their house; he died before he completely set the room). My set up is so old it has a 1CD at a time player, it obviously doesn’t get the newer FM channels, and it has a 2 bay cassette deck. And a serviceable Yamaha turntable. And Polk speakers, because … Baltimore. 
 Probably the last time I turned it on was when I had them over for Christmas dinner. We didn’t have turkey, although he would have laughed at the chainsaw. I haven’t dusted, or cooked for guests, since my hospital adventures.
Play more records! BTW, if you like classical, I have found that quite often boxed sets are priced low and have little, sometimes no, wear.
I have a stash ….


