I’ll start …
- Q: What do you call a cow without legs?
- A: Ground beef
Your turn.
I’ll start …
Your turn.
I don’t eat tongue because it can taste you back.
“Battered chicken balls”.
Poor chicken!
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Quiet! Everyone will want one!
And, of course, there’s always George:
Never eat tongue that’s been talkin’ shit.
What is The Cheese of Ursine Summoning?
Camambert
Say it out loud.
Q: When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
A: Tater tots
Q: How do you poach an egg?
A: Take it when the chicken isn’t looking.
What do you call seagulls that fly by the bay?
Oakland residents?
Took me a few minutes, but are they baygulls?
Yup
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What problem do cannibals have when eating humans?
Too many bones!
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaaiiiiiiiiiins
What do engineer zombies eat?
Traaaaaaiiiiiins
Euclidean zombies?
Plaaaaaaaaaanes
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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: I have no eye deer.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino!
Q: Why shouldn’t you order shrimp balls at a restaurant?
A: They’re not very filling