{Bad] food jokes / one-liners?

I’ll start …

  • Q: What do you call a cow without legs?
  • A: Ground beef

Your turn.

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  • Q: What are the most dangerous recipes?
  • A: Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream.

I don’t eat tongue because it can taste you back.

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“Battered chicken balls”.
Poor chicken!

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Quiet! Everyone will want one!

And, of course, there’s always George:

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Never eat tongue that’s been talkin’ shit.

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What is The Cheese of Ursine Summoning?

Camambert

Say it out loud.

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Q: When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
A: Tater tots

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Q: How do you poach an egg?
A: Take it when the chicken isn’t looking.

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What do you call seagulls that fly by the bay?

Oakland residents?

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Took me a few minutes, but are they baygulls?

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Yup

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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

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What problem do cannibals have when eating humans?

Too many bones!

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Graaaaaiiiiiiiiiins

What do engineer zombies eat?

Traaaaaaiiiiiins

Euclidean zombies?

Plaaaaaaaaaanes

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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Q: What do you call a blind deer?

A: I have no eye deer.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino!

Q: Why shouldn’t you order shrimp balls at a restaurant?
A: They’re not very filling