I once had a Postal Service coworker with poor hygiene, whose mail jeep smelled like pepperoni pizza. I avoided that topping for decades.
I threw up in my mouth a little bit after reading about your ex-coworker.
My dog’s paws routinely smell like cheetos.
Ugh, c’mon, NotJr. Everyone knows that dog paws smell like fritos.
Maybe that’s what makes my Tinkerbell special…