I just put in my request. We have a frozen chub of Jimmy Dean sausage and some wheat toast and I’m good. I think most of our little group know I work at a gigantour mega box and I’ll probably be at work by 3 on turkey day.
I don’t want to put the Wifeacita through the horrors of OUR HEB before Thanksgiving to cook a meal I can’t enjoy with a bunch of work looming like a sharp axe over my neck like some poor turkey.
We’ll set aside another day with her sausage dressing and yet to be determined protein and veggies, believe me we’re used to it.
I better not see any of your faces next weekend as we have law enforcement in the store and I’d hate see y’all dragged off by trumped up charges that I made up.
They’ll have snacks on Thursday, BBQ Friday, and Cane’s tenders Saturday as they do look out for us.
So, what are normal people feeding on?